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Wheres the car asked Professor Delberts wife from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
"Where's the car?" asked Professor Delbert's wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" "Yes, you drove it to school this morning." "I suppose you're right, my dear. I remember now that after I got out, I turned to thank the man who gave me a lift and wondered where he'd gone."

Q How many auto mechanics does it from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs. A: Two, one to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds one that fits, and the other to tell you he thinks he'll have to replace the whole socket.

Q How many London taxi drivers does from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin' mate !

Policeman Why were you speedingMotorist I wasnt from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Policeman Why were you speedingMotorist I was from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.

Policeman Why were you speedingMotorist I was from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.

Policeman Why were you speedingDriver I didnt from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: Why were you speeding? Driver: I didn't want to be late for my trial.

Policeman Why were you speeding when I from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Policeman Why were you driving around in from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing? Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Policeman Why were you asleep at the from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Policeman Why have you parked your bus from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Policeman Why didnt you stop at that from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Policeman Why didnt you obey that stop from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

Policeman Why did your car just spin from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Policeman Why did you stop your car from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Policeman Why did you lead me on from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Policeman Why did you crash into that from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders.

Policeman Why are you driving without a from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: Why are you driving without a license? Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Policeman Why are you driving that car from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Policeman Why are you driving on the from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.